一，有个女的问一个男的，“我好看吗？”男的说：你现在就像蒙娜丽莎的妹妹。女的说：是吗，她妹妹是谁啊？男的说：珍塔玛莎。
a woman asked a man, "do i look good?" the man said: you are like mona lisa's sister now. the woman said: really, who is her sister? the man said: zhenta martha.
二，小的时候，对爸爸剃须刀一直好奇，终于有一天，爸爸不在家，我也试试好用不，可是那时候没有胡子，只能拿眼眉试试了，当时我照镜子那一刻，傻眼了。
when i was young, i was always curious about my father's razor. finally, one day, when my father was not at home, i tried to use it. but at that time, i didn't have a beard, so i had to try my eyebrows. at that time, i was dumbfounded when i looked in the mirror.
三，至今未敢恋爱，知之音台湾孤悬海外！
paper towels don't dare to fall in love, and the voice of knowledge hangs alone in taiwan!
四，做梦梦见吃意大利面，早上起来发现鞋带没了。
dreaming of dream of eating spaghetti, i woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone
五，曾经和朋友仰望天空，我俩都哭了，她是因为时失恋，我是因为扭到脖子了。
i used to look up at the sky with my friends, and we both cried. she fell out of love sometimes, and i twisted my neck.
六，看见我的帅同桌鼻子冒了个鼻涕泡。
i saw my handsome deskmate have a nose bubble
七，为什么不来上体育课，我绝育了。
why didn't you come to physical education class? i was sterilized
八，昨天肚子痛去医院 医生摸着我的肚子问我有什么感觉 我说 感觉有人摸我的肚子。
yesterday, i went to the hospital with a stomachache. the doctor touched my stomach and asked me how i felt. i said i felt someone touching my stomach
九，欠钱的抓紧还一下 我吃早餐没钱结账被扣住了。
pay back the money i owe. i have no money for breakfast. i have been detained.
十，夏天太热，来点雪花。
it's too hot in summer. have some snowflakes.
十一，人不聪明，还学人家秃顶。
people are not smart, but also learn from others' baldness.
十二，失眠真的太浪费时间了 早知道会失眠我刚才这一小时就拿来玩手机了。
insomnia is really a waste of time. i knew i would suffer from insomnia. i used it to play with my mobile phone just this hour.
十三，我想问一下 有两个帅哥同时追我 一个身材好 一个声音好听请问我点了几个菜。
i would like to ask if there are two handsome guys chasing me at the same time, one with a good figure and the other with a good voice. how many dishes have i ordered?
十四，其实学游泳很简单，首先你要不怕淹死到快要沉下去的时候放松呼吸，过几天自然就浮起来了。
in fact, learning to swim is very simple. first of all, you should relax and breathe when you are not afraid of drowning until you are about to sink. it will float naturally in a few days
十五，别说我是单身狗 狗都有三妻四妾。
don't say i'm single dog. dogs have three wives and four concubines
a woman asked a man, "do i look good?" the man said: you are like mona lisa's sister now. the woman said: really, who is her sister? the man said: zhenta martha.
二，小的时候，对爸爸剃须刀一直好奇，终于有一天，爸爸不在家，我也试试好用不，可是那时候没有胡子，只能拿眼眉试试了，当时我照镜子那一刻，傻眼了。
when i was young, i was always curious about my father's razor. finally, one day, when my father was not at home, i tried to use it. but at that time, i didn't have a beard, so i had to try my eyebrows. at that time, i was dumbfounded when i looked in the mirror.
三，至今未敢恋爱，知之音台湾孤悬海外！
paper towels don't dare to fall in love, and the voice of knowledge hangs alone in taiwan!
四，做梦梦见吃意大利面，早上起来发现鞋带没了。
dreaming of dream of eating spaghetti, i woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone
五，曾经和朋友仰望天空，我俩都哭了，她是因为时失恋，我是因为扭到脖子了。
i used to look up at the sky with my friends, and we both cried. she fell out of love sometimes, and i twisted my neck.
六，看见我的帅同桌鼻子冒了个鼻涕泡。
i saw my handsome deskmate have a nose bubble
七，为什么不来上体育课，我绝育了。
why didn't you come to physical education class? i was sterilized
八，昨天肚子痛去医院 医生摸着我的肚子问我有什么感觉 我说 感觉有人摸我的肚子。
yesterday, i went to the hospital with a stomachache. the doctor touched my stomach and asked me how i felt. i said i felt someone touching my stomach
九，欠钱的抓紧还一下 我吃早餐没钱结账被扣住了。
pay back the money i owe. i have no money for breakfast. i have been detained.
十，夏天太热，来点雪花。
it's too hot in summer. have some snowflakes.
十一，人不聪明，还学人家秃顶。
people are not smart, but also learn from others' baldness.
十二，失眠真的太浪费时间了 早知道会失眠我刚才这一小时就拿来玩手机了。
insomnia is really a waste of time. i knew i would suffer from insomnia. i used it to play with my mobile phone just this hour.
十三，我想问一下 有两个帅哥同时追我 一个身材好 一个声音好听请问我点了几个菜。
i would like to ask if there are two handsome guys chasing me at the same time, one with a good figure and the other with a good voice. how many dishes have i ordered?
十四，其实学游泳很简单，首先你要不怕淹死到快要沉下去的时候放松呼吸，过几天自然就浮起来了。
in fact, learning to swim is very simple. first of all, you should relax and breathe when you are not afraid of drowning until you are about to sink. it will float naturally in a few days
十五，别说我是单身狗 狗都有三妻四妾。
don't say i'm single dog. dogs have three wives and four concubines
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